Steamed

Reed, Adam, and Nathan were at a restaurant.

“Should we get a steamed dish?” said Nathan.

“None of them are recommended by the chef,” said Reed.

“This is far more complicated than it steams!” said Adam.

Bomber

Adam wanted to buy a new spaceship in a game.

“We can’t afford the Bomber,” said Reed.

“That’s a bomber!” said Adam.

Left

Reed and Adam were playing a game.

“I can’t move left,” said Reed.

“That’s all right!” said Adam.

Ness

Reed was trying to unlock Ness in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

“Give it an ear-Ness try!” said Adam.

Barrel

Reed and Nathan were playing Super Smash Bros., and Reed killed himself with a barrel.

“You barrel-ly lost!” said Adam.

Essay

An excerpt from Adam’s essay for his sociology class:

“The Sociologically Examined Life” is not a book that should be read in school.  It is used to impose Schwalbe’s questionable views upon students who may lack the ability to tell the difference between opinion and fact.  The low quality and repetition of concepts make it a poor choice for a textbook.  It is rare that one encounters anything that can be classified as “the worst”, but in that respect, Schwalbe has presented me with a novel experience.

An

Adam was playing Scrabble.

“What word should I play?” asked Adam.

“How about ‘an?'” said Reed.

“That’s a good an-swer!” replied Adam.

Game engine

Nathan said, “I can’t wait for the new Source engine.”

Adam said, “Is it going to be made overseas?”

Nathan said, “No, why?”

Adam said, “Because then it would be out-sourced!”

Flower

Adam stepped on a flower.

“Adam, you should nice to plants,” said Reed.

Adam replied, “That would be a spore choice!”

Scrabble

Dennis played the word “ajar” in Scrabble.

“Scrabble is getting boring,” said Adam. “Let’s play the Ajari console instead!”