Monthly Archives: June 2011

Reed said, “Steven Lai is majoring in chemistry.” Adam said, “He’s Lai-ing!” [ed. note: ‘Lai’ is pronounced ‘lie’.]

“This program is worse, ’cause it’s open source,” said Reed. “Of source not!” replied Adam.

Dennis was trying to play guitar. “Adam, can you show me some chords?” he asked. “Of chords!” replied Adam.

“What theme are you using?” asked Nathan. “It seems a little different.” “So it doesn’t theme right?” asked Adam.

Someone had three queens in poker. Reed said, “That’s three-queen impossible.” “I’m not too queen on your puns!” Adam replied.

Simon was watching a StarCraft II stream, which cut to a commercial. “Oh, boy, a Bing commercial!” said Nathan. “Is that very excit-Bing?” asked Adam.

Reed and Nathan promised Adam they would watch two episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. “Can’t we just not watch?” asked Reed. “No, you have to take your pony-shment!” said Adam.

Reed and Adam were having a philosophical argument. “We definitely have a soul,” argued Reed. “I’m not soul-d on that concept!” replied Adam.

Adam offered Reed a seat. Reed said, “No, I like to stand.” “Really? Because I can’t stand it!” said Adam.

Reed wanted some surgical tubing. Albert said, “They don’t sell it anywhere close by.” Adam said, “That’s tube bad!”